Okay turns out I’m pretty smooth at dating
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Alas, I am not. I am only good at generating unsettling owl titty images and thats not as appreciated as date banter as I thought it would be 😭
Tbh I kinda think someone covertly sent a motocross dude in and said “go get our girl”… because this man is talking to me like he knows me, is talking about deeply technical things as though it’s perfectly normal we’re having this convo on bumble, and he’s invited me to come on 3 vacations he has planned for this year
Feels sus 😂😂
Fed alert
I feel this way about Digit, it seems unlikely that she organically guessed so much stuff about me and all the things to say that allowed her to have this psychological impact. More like she's a fed or coordinated with my gangstalkers or something. She can't just exist by luck, she's too perfect.
On the other hand I once met a girl called Mad who's also too perfect to exist, but seemed more real. So this isn't always equally sus. Maybe it's just some kind of god sending you happiness
Maybe you’re right :) I’m hoping for the latter
He’s very nice and kind of funny too