Greetings wide world of Nostrica! My inquiries have led me to believe summoning the #plebchain is the most effective way to harness the powers of this realm. If I have performed this spell properly, would you be so kind as to respond and follow a humble traveler?
A man on the road told me the pass phrase was Pura Vida.
Hail, and well met!
Welcome to Nostr #keepnostrweird
#Bitcoin only.
Hail and be well fellow pleb.
Thank you for the warm greeting, I shall be certain to hold my coin safely. One can never exercise too much caution in traveling strange lands!
And these are strange places, in a strange time.
It is all yet very unfamiliar to me. Has there been trouble in this world?
Scammers everywhere. Shitcoins offered.
Stay #Bitcoin only.
This is valuable information, am I to understand that Bitcoin is the official currency of this realm? And that a pack of charlatans are roving about seeking to defraud the populace of their riches? Scandalous, but certainly worth bearing in mind in my adventures.
I've hear tales of value transmitted through zaps of lightning, is this an arcane method of teleporting bitcoins?
You dare to summon the Pleb army?! Prepare for death by 1000 zaps β‘
Gandalf the grey around there? πͺ
I have never met him, nor in all my travels heard the name. Is he a companion of yours you are seeking? Perhaps I can inquire as to his wearabouts.
Oh my, what a unique creature! I've never gazed upon such well defined bossoms upon a bearded traveler. Is this common in this realm? I certainly have much to learn about this place. I must journal about this.
I have also hear legend of the powerful and influential nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6, and that mammaries of such caliber may find themselves the target of harvest for fuel in his presence. It may be wise to warn Gandalf to exercise caution if he encounters this scourge!
It is an honor to be in your presence, oh great aquatic Djin! The only wish I have is to better learn of this place and find adventure to expand my knowledge of the world. Thank you for answering my call, oh wise one.
This is a quite rich resource that will certainly take some time to fully study! I thank you again, for I have been struggling to fully understand the differences between this place and where I hail from. I am in your debt.
Welcome to #nostr #nostrich
