my bride just advised that we’re getting a minivan so i guess my only question is what country i should apply for asylum in?

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Quick, buy her a Tahoe or suburban while you still have your balls

i tried but apparently doors that slide are a hill my balls can be sacrificed on?

Ok beat her at her own game and buy a sprinter van or 15-pass econoline church van

can i start a church?

do i have to be ordained?

do it!

Get a Ford Flex trick her

i dunno if it’ll work

she’s way smarter than me

Simple. Just love it more than her and she will soon come to hate it. 😏

genius!

You’ll love it. Eventually. Just like sitting down to pee.

That’s too damn far sir!!!!

There’s something to be said about not having to worry about the kids whipping the doors open and dinging cars in parking lots.

For a while my wife had a van and I drove a Suburban (2500 HD) when you could still get em.

Not here! You’re not welcome in Oz our borders are closed to you 😜🤣

Go test drive a Toyota Sienna- you'll never look back!

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I've been wanting to do something like this for years with a Nissan NV cargo van, but painted to look like the A-team van from the 80's lol. My wife thinks I'm crazy but I'm not giving up on it lol

This is the route you should go lol

One of my friends in high school drove his parents’ 5-speed manual transmission Dodge Caravan. I like to imagine it was his dad’s way of hanging onto a little bit of dignity 🤣

very, very tiny amount of dignity is still some dignity 😆

GMC Safari

So hot

Got my wife a Toyota sienna. Out a bumper sticker on it that says “I used to be cool”. No regrets.

🤣😂

Honestly it is so much easier with kids. Such a great daily diver.

Meet her in the middle: get a Tesla Model Y