🚨Iran 🇮🇷/Israel 🇮🇱: Iranian state TV has announced that a surprise will take place tonight — one that the world will remember for centuries.
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Still time to short the markets
Snort the markets
No nukes but they built a death star.
Nuke or nothing.
Great, now I can't sleep because I have to wait for the surprise.
Well, it’s past midnight there right now, about 1 am
Thats Gen Z code for ☢️
Hoping for Van Halen and not more death

Jesus.
It's tonight now there, so...
Hype, sell the news
I do not like surprises
They are just barking dogs.