Not bad usually with this type of argument I settle it with a branding iron. Heat it up red hot to put the perfect sear on it.

just microwave it for a few minutes and it should be fine

Does it smell like the cow? If not, then not too rare.

I'd eat that

Bro, did it even see a grill ? #rare

Why did you overcook it?

I'm gonna need the recipe. 🤣

Is it flank steak? 😋

Is it still moving?

The only too raw meat is meat which is moving about.

And I'm not even sure about that.