The other day I let my guard down while changing the Toddler Vader’s diaper.
I thought to myself “Why tf are we always in such a hurry to get another diaper on? I’m gonna let him roam free for a minute.”
Not 21 seconds later little dude helicopter sprayed the nursery.
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there are many ways to learn things and this is one of them
I already learned my lesson early with Round 1. Forgot.
As nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 will probably attest it’s the senility catching up to me.
is true 
Hope you cleaned it up and got a telling off from your wife 😂
Miss you buddy. Come back soon 🫂🐸
🫂
You bastard! You’re back!
I was just talking about you to nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js !
You jerk, where the hell have you been!
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Sup frog? 🐸
How are ya brother?
Sup different cat? Just tied up at the fiat mine too much lately. How you been doin fren?
You jerk frog 🐸 you disabled your LN so I cannot zap you 😭
About the same. Fiat getting harder to mine, takes longer to get enough. ❤️
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Rev. Snoop would give a hell of a sermon on fiat mining. I’m convinced that this is true.
Time to share an archived toddler horror story…high chair in a diaper, my son. Some Cheerios, some various purée on his culinary palette, nothing green. I walk by distracted and notice him gingerly stuffing something greenish into his mouth, it’s on the tray too…..yep. Forever unclean, that high chair. Here, drink some lime juice….I still cringe decades later.
😂🤣yeah that chair has gotta burn
