is it really not fun to be a dude who is a guy man? 🤔
just realized ive never had to police my own straightness
never had an idea about something i wanted and then had to ask if it was gay or if i was gay
do men not know if they are gay? like is it a very scary discovery process?
like what happens if you are kinda peering around and hairy chests dont seem to make your heart flutter ok ok but mittens are so cute and you want to wear them
do men have to worry about this is what im asking
cos if you really like mittens and mittens are def gay, do you start like staring at chests cos it cant be that hard to pavlov that if you are all in on no life is worth living without mittens
like can you learn to like to suck a dick because it comes with mittens is all im saying
times like this i wonder if i should just email palantir like what is the worst that could happen to me
real men with hairy chests don't bother themselves with such thoughts
so only twinks and twunks or am i misunderstanding?
more seriously tho, isnt that a painful thought? having a thought and then being like: having this thought isnt alpha of me, it is very insecure and i have too many hairs on my chest to be this insecure?
basically: im not sure real men with hairy chests are allowed to live if there is a bunch of shit they are not allowed to bother with
