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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

My wife just pulled a spoon on me. AMA.

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Yasuhiro Senju 2y ago

Plastic or metal?

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Metal soup spoon.

Yasuhiro Senju 2y ago

Hahahahaha

CensorThis 2y ago

Grapefruit spoon?

Serrated edges get dangerous.

Was she said you failed today?

#FrogFailTuesday

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

NO! 😆

Coffee ☕ 2y ago

Soup it is

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

At least it wasn’t a knife!

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

I think she realized difference and was just planning to take her time. 👀

nobody 2y ago

I take it you're not getting forked tonight?

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

I read her this and she shook her head to indicate “no.” 😭

nobody 2y ago

This, is the tragedy. <3

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

It’s not fair!!

cuban 2y ago

Was it a dessert spoon or a big spoon, did you go back at her with the spatula?

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Standard metal soup spoon. 😆

paulo 2y ago

Was anybody hurt?

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

😂

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

It’s so much slower than a knife!!!

paulo 2y ago

Way more gruesome…

TKay 2y ago

Was you reflection larger or smaller?

If the answer is neither. You have seen the edge!

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

I can’t remember! It all happened so fast.

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

Did she spoon you? 🐶🐾🤯🤔🤣🫂

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

No she’s threatening to send me to the closet. Unspooned 😭.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Some of your best work happens in there! 😂

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣

₿² 2y ago

I see you’ve played Knifey Spoony beh-fo!

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

All I did was call her “a hot sexy thing.” 🤣😭

₿² 2y ago

#[3] I need backup I don’t think they know this one https://youtu.be/mcE0aAhbVFc

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Frog’s got no idea, he’s a degenerate after all 😂😂

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

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