Fellas, what's stopping you from doing this?

Fellas, what's stopping you from doing this?

Waiting for $1M BTC price
A love of lightweight denim and subtropical climate
Its a really good idea
If this becomes popular among a political tribe, that tribe will win. I guarantee it.
countless offers of marriage...from men.
Don't wanna get married
Being straight.
lower levels of autism
I am fat and none of those clothes would leo me carry my pistol concealed.
issa lot of work
Occasional bouts of sanity.
Dapper
I am trying to get my wife convinced she MUST allow me either a kilt, or a cloak. Aside from her, I think just wanting to be a little more 'kungfu ready' in my apparel.
will there be any other way to dress Post-Bitcoinization?