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There’s nothing scarier than a domesticated human. The totalitarian’s most lethal weapon. The mindless, shuffling, cattle doom scrolling through another prison. Screw the dragon and the bear. These people keep me up at night.
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cloud fodder 2y ago

It's like when a moose looks you in the eyes and you realize you're looking back into a deep dark zombie brain of pure nothingness. Will they charge you? Continue on their way? Nobody knows ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

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Sikto 2y ago

😂 I’ve literally followed a moose on a road going 25 km/hr for 25 minutes. He just kept running. Finally, I pulled into the other lane and passed him. The thing just kept running straight. He was a foot from my truck, and I rolled down the window and looked him right in the eye. He was scared shitless, but all he had to do was just turn and run off the road. What am I supposed to do with that? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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nobody 2y ago

I watched a video of a moose fuck a Volkswagen Golf.

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Sikto 2y ago

Wtf? Why?

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nobody 2y ago

Dude. If someone showed you that video, tell me you’d be able to look away.

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Sikto 2y ago

Sure, someone showed you the video 😂

Was the vw dressed up like a moose? Did it have those hood antlers?

I’m doing it. I’m going to find it.

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nobody 2y ago

Idk if it’s even online. I had a very strange friend in Canada a long while back.

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Sikto 2y ago

Sounds like a typical Canadian. Come to think of it, I’ve seen almost every animal have sex here, but I can’t say I’ve ever seen a moose lay down some antler.

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Uxoda Pixek 2y ago

No, they're more like zombies than moose.