If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for everything.

That’s why I no longer sit to poop.

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Messy on the backs of your legs though?

I ain’t fallin for it

You might if you don't sit

Other way around 🀭

How so? I've fallen when standing up way more than when sitting down

Well for one, my husband leaves the seat up so I don’t just fall over, I fall IN

You know that can be put down before you sit. It's not very heavy. Even you could do it

I don’t prepare ahead of time for my shits like a psycho. It’s always a hurried affair.

Less curry, slow down luv πŸ˜˜πŸ’œπŸš’πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ˜ŽπŸŽ„

Fucking never. Curry is life fool

It keeps you skinny. I think it is the original recycling

Technically I am skinny, but I think that’s more correlative than causative

Roger that!

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Now I understand the expression β€œstand your ground” 🀣

Precisely

Noshole ain't fallin' for shit!

You get it 🀭

Same. Tired of falling while pooping. Messy.

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i sit to pee

#balance

What about squatting? That's somewhere in the middle, not really sitting and pretty stable if you get it just right πŸ€”.

Squatting is hard lol

Some people wipe their ass while standing up. Maybe that'll be enough.

Sometimes I have to lol

If I stand for something eventually I will fall because, you know, seizure.

You do love to shake things up πŸ˜‚πŸ€­

A nice benefit of doing that is you will get strong thighs

Only if you squat. I do it straight legged πŸ˜‚

Impressive that you are still able to aim for the toilet bowl. You are, right?

Wait. What toilet?

Proof of stance > proof of stake. πŸ˜‚

Is this your fancy way of requesting a turd pic?

the struggle is real

I recommend Tom Petty's "Free Falling" as a fitting soundtrack

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