Then you haven't pulled a log of a splinter out of your foot, arm, or ass.
I think my Dad performed surgery with a chainsaw a time or two.
Discussion
Facts
Same here, sooo many splinters I was so glad when the wood playground was replaced. The would playgrounds also usually had those metal slides that would scortch your thighs 😖😣🥵
Those slides ROCKED!
Take some of Mom's wax paper and slid down the slide with it on a warm day.
The guy behind you wearing corder-roys (I'm sure I hacked that spelling.) is about to launch down that bastard. SEND IT!
Nope lol