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Having a big dog is like living with a smelly crackhead that drools & leaves dirt & hair on everything, that always wants your attention & takes dumps in your yard, & then wants to climb in bed with you at night.

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At first, I had a Labordoodle because of allergies. He was supposed to be 60lbs. He’s 32 lbs, nearly free of shedding, and a very “good dog.” I can’t help but brag. He cleans his paws with his tongue. I haven’t gotten him fixed bc it’s a miracle. Lmk when you need a second dog

No one's gonna be as happy to see you after few hours away as your dog. Not even your mom.

Makes dealing with the smelly crackhead parts a better tradeoff.

Hahaha. I will pet sit for you no worries.

I'm more of a cat person. I like other people's dogs, but would like for the shitting & shedding to happen elsewhere.

Lol... hahaha I totally get it. I love dogs and I love when dogs take me out on walks and I am personally absolutely more of a cat person myself as well.

Monochrome everything in the shade of his hair 😂 one problem maybe solved as long as decor isnt a concern at all

😂🤙🏾

More like a friend that has fallen on hard times and doesn’t clean up after himself 😂

That being said, I love dogs.

yeppp 😅

Sold sold sold!

My 160 lbs English Mastiff agrees!

It’s love 💜.

love my smelly crackhead

It’s the best!