Super cringe…mainly from normies.

My answer: all of them.

I just say boating accident. When they persist I say tragic and pretend I’m going to start crying.

Reply with: How much money is in your bank account?

Just lie and tell them you are Satoshi and own 1% of the supply.

Only a question a nocoiner would ask

I shill ₿ to students daily and they always ask "how many bitcoins do you have". Takes them a while to understand there are made up of lots of satoshis.

Tell them 22 million 😄

Not enough

tacky

“Hey salad hands over here has a question!” 🤣

A person asking how much bitcoin someone has is almost as bad as someone actually telling that person. Both are tacky, but the latter is also a security risk.

Bitcoin is a pissing contest. You joined it but you're not winning so suddenly you don't like the rules.

"Not enough"

#nosy

Also, a sign of disrespect, for Bitcoin and for the person questioned. Based on insecurities.

The same people will never ask you how much money you have in the bank🤷🏽‍♂️