I have a rich friend who always texts me shit like “Bitcoin is crashing!” And then I look and it’s down 2% lol
I always text him back “who cares”
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Sounds like someone who will call it dead if it drops to $80k
I always like this one.
Text him this pic, play dumb and asked him what happened on that day for Bitcoin to make a 30% rise in two weeks. It shouldn't take him long to wrap that one around his brain.
Best part is if he's a liberal then it's a two for one deal! 😂 
Better pic. Above pic was a before election shot. 
Do they not own any?
Sounds like an orange piller
Most of the time if I ask where someone got that impression they will send me a link to yahoo news that says bitcoin is crashing
Then I respond with a 10 year chart no words
I told you that in confidence
Alternative: text him that fiat is crashing.