I get why Papists don't do it because the goal in Papism is to be a gay pedophile in a dress praying on Mount Athos or some shit.
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Catholicism does so many things right, it's sad to see them go off the rails in the 60's. (I wasn't alive then, but I read books)
Greek/Russian Orthodox seems based, but it's like a goddamn nightclub where they don't let you in unless an existing member refers you. 😢