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My first memory of jealousy is my cousin had one of these trolls and my dad refused to get me one cause ghey.

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You're not getting no doll to brush it's hair! 😂

Basically 😂

You made him proud though, John, being a lawyer and all🙏🏻.

That’s not clear at all

John, prepping for the day of final arguments, gathered his notes from his briefcase, and arranged then carefully. His pen goes in exactly the right spot. A glass of water, to the right, just incase his throat gets dry.

And finally Schmandy, his trusty troll sidekick, gets placed at the top left of the table. Not once since they had become partners had John lost a case. And God willing, today wouldn't be that day either.

White shoe lawyers quake at the site of Schmandy

I'm still laughing. I want this to be a movie 😂

Lonely island style comedy rap makes Sense.

Andy Samberg stars in

It might be worth it but not sure I want him playing me.

I see it more as a "toy comes to life" type story. Robin Williams would be my first choice, but unfortunately he's no longer with us.

"John, lawyer on the rise, is about to become a partner at his law firm. But with just days before the big announcement his lucky troll doll magically comes to life. Wacky court room hijinx ensue."

Maybe Jim Carey 🤔

Tommy Lee Jones would be the lawyer and the gnome comes to life as his associate played by who maybe the Brooklyn 99 guy

Not Tommy Lee Hones but Jonny Lee Miller. I'm kinda jealous of him.

Angelina Jolie😍.

Perfect, a great odd couple. They don't get along, Schmandy makes John's life crazy, but in the end they come together to close the big case and John gets the partnership.

Somebody call Hollywood, this is hot. Get that Sweeney chick in it too.

I think Sweeney is cheap and nasty, she looks.....well, cheap🤷🏻‍♂️, I'm not a fan. She's low brow.

I think that works in a troll lawyer movie. This isn't art 😂

Well, you know me. As a discerning gentlemen🎩. She has no place in my productions!

Classy ™

Sine nota🤷🏻‍♂️.

He could afford it too.

Don’t set up franchises you can’t run profitably.

Alimony, alimony!

Shame I missed this last night. Just came to add one thing. Simpsons kinda predicted such a thing