Oh god, devious design!

Well, I mean, how could any sane sub say no to the offer to become hucow? Where can I sign up? Pretty please ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Milk the milkman! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sex toys for men tend to be more interesting, especially the transparent ones. I like to see everything.

Iโ€™d love to go toy shopping with you. I can already feel the blood rushing to my face when you ask the clerk, โ€œCan we test the new purchase?โ€โ€”then wonder aloud whether we should get a booth or if itโ€™d be okay for me to hump it right here in the open. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

โ€ฆSorry, got a little carried away there. ๐Ÿ˜„ What were you saying?

The clerks would probably want to see everything. And I wouldn't say no. I might even prostitute you a bit, some cash won't hurt. More money, more toys. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm out for today, I should try to sleep. And, since I came, I don't need you till tomorrow. You should sleep locked somewhere. ๐Ÿ’‹

Yay, I was useful! You have no idea how satisfied you just made a particular corner of my mind.

Happy to be of use ๐Ÿ˜‡