Unfortunately I also have a fondness for gutter frogs βοΈ questionable breeding (lookin at u frog boy)π§π«π

Unfortunately I also have a fondness for gutter frogs βοΈ questionable breeding (lookin at u frog boy)π§π«π

Donβt you mean elite frog breeding. Look at that head of curly hair! And that smile π that beautiful smile π€πΎ

It's just like Alex Jones said π€¨ They're turning the frogs gray!
I just learned yesterday that little boys are getting perms π€¦ββοΈ
Obviously they rnt stackin hard enufπ³π
I've also been told that VHS is a "vibe". Just let the 80s die bro. I was there, it wasn't that great.
Who the fuck wants to rewind every time they wanna watch something?
It would be one thing if the quality was better like with vinyl over mp3s, but the quality is worse with vhs π
But I just watched the stranger things finale. It wasnβt terrible lol
How old lol
Like 10 year olds. I donβt even know how they sit in the chair that long. Iβm pretty sure it takes multiple hours
A perm at 10 is insane
INSANE.
The parents are even crazier. Putting up with this
Iβm scared shitless to have a kid now
Kid: Can I have a perm?
Nos: no
Problem solved
Iβm gonna need puzz to help me the no. I let all three of my dogs get perms already π€
All 3 of your dogs are bussin?! π€
What do you have rizzless dogs or something?
I need a pic of your 3 dogs. Iβll add the bussin hair π
Omg yas please

Perfection

That is sum dang fine livestock thereπ«‘ππ«βοΈ

Genius π
Bro we had the same haircut for a while π€£π€£π€£ I was gray before that tin foil head π€£
I let it grow. Full afro π
Afro is the way. Heats you up during winter
Yasssss join the puzzlesβ way of hair
Definitely not in real life tho, just in PFPs. Straight as an arrow IRL. Even my armpit hair is straight π€£
Oooo I will trade ya. I have wild hair
I should have saved it when I cut it all off. It was halfway down my back π
Did you let the hair people walk off with your DNA you psycho?
I always steal the floor hair at my salon in case I need to commit a crime and frame someone
Self trim, no hair KYC for me. Unless the garbage man took it π±
One time when I was 15ish, my mom gave me a haircut. It was a major one. We're talking 2 or more feet long to a ear length bob. My baby brother collected it in a giant pickle jar and kept it for like 3 years before my mom threw it away.
Weird kid, that one.
Waitπ€β¦.u shaved ur back hair off?π³πβοΈ

All my body hair migrated to the front actually. Party in the front, business in the back. It's like a reverse body hair mullet situation.
Girlfriends also always comment they wish their leg hair was as fine and sparse as mine.
I'm a weird hairy beast.