Wanna have your mind blown? Little puff puff than read or listen to The 12th Planet. Spoiler: we’re a genetic hybrid between apes and aliens designed to be sterile workers for alien overlords but it turns out we can fuck as good as any alien and we slipped the cage. They tried to let us drown in the great floods but we slipped that noose too and they basically gave up and left us to “run” the planet with our little ape-man brains and some left over alien tech…..whoa