Wait. If we evolved from monkeys…shouldn’t we be eating like WAY more bananas than we are 🤔

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Speak for yourself

I was gonna sayyyy, I shouldn’t assume what yall eat, but as a society, I’m having a theory that bananas are impottant

A delicious weed

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We didn't evolve from monkeys or apes.

Oh boy, ok

The communists teaching this devolved from monkeys, yes.

If you want a bigger gut instead of a bigger brain 😁 We discovered that humans evolved from primates because our ancestors developed larger brains by primarily consuming meat. 🤓

So bananas with a side of meat?

😆

Strictly steak or your brain will regress.

Damnit you countered my stoned theories with fact and I don’t really like figs 😂😂😂

Fresh figs are fire!

Is the banana thing just a stereotype?

Yep

Apparently chimps do like them, though. But bonobos don’t really

Go figure! Figs are 50% of the chimps diet 🤯

This is fascinating to me, thank you for sharing

Wanna have your mind blown? Little puff puff than read or listen to The 12th Planet. Spoiler: we’re a genetic hybrid between apes and aliens designed to be sterile workers for alien overlords but it turns out we can fuck as good as any alien and we slipped the cage. They tried to let us drown in the great floods but we slipped that noose too and they basically gave up and left us to “run” the planet with our little ape-man brains and some left over alien tech…..whoa

You should see my 1.5 year old. She eats enough bananas for at least 4 of us.