Dumb women be like,

"Hey, you did something bad.

You are a bad man!"

Smart women be like,

"Hey, you did something bad.

But I know you aren't a bad person, deep down.

There must be some mistake.

You had a difficult childhood.

Or I provoked you.

It was an accident.

You were just stressed out.

Actually, there's probably a very good reason for this and it's actually much more complicated than I can even understand -- I am such a silly, stupid girl!

I should have known better.

I will try to do better next time.

I apologize."

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Daisy Buchanan would be proud.

Queue midwit meme

Nah, it takes a lot of intelligence to be that incorrigibly stupid.

Beat a midwit once, and she'll report you.

Beat a genius twice and she'll report herself.

Well, twice is a pattern, right? You felt the need to smack her twice, and she's in the pattern both times, so she must be essential to the pattern.

Like, duh. Obvious. Think about it.