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Point me to the hot guys direction…

Me too! πŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

You’ll always be my number 1 bf πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ˜˜πŸ«‚

πŸ‘‰ β­• πŸ‘ˆ nostr:nprofile1q9n8wumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99ah8qatzx9e85eeexeax5ctkvashgumcx43ksvnkwe68zdrpw3shgmrex4e8verhw9nk5upsw468sae5x4ax27nwweuhzenyddu8veflvfex7ctyvdshxapaw3e82egpz4mhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejqz9mhwden5te0denxgc3wdehhxamgv4ex2tnrdakszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnyqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2qgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqcqnqpg nostr:nprofile1qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpr9mhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet59uq32amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7tcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcqyr6d39mezjxv6fzu34gfzj3gfltzm97tp7mgk7t6wrey59et2gkmjypjt02 nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcpzemhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qpq0mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0w073l nostr:nprofile1qyx8wumn8ghj7cnjvghxjmcpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnyqyd8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn0wfskuem9wp5kcmpwv3jhvqgswaehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5q32amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwvdhkjmn0wvhxjmcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm4wfex2mn59en8j6gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwdhx7un59eek7cmfv9kqqgy25epwymn9qusnncgdkktyd2y65afc5kvkt24naky3j8t3je7kcvlrac92 nostr:nprofile1q9n8wumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99ah8qatzx9e85eeexeax5ctkvashgumcx43ksvnkwe68zdrpw3shgmrex4e8verhw9nk5upsw468sae5x4ax27nwweuhzenyddu8veflvfex7ctyvdshxapaw3e82egpz4mhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnyqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2qgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqqgy6pcsy8ta2q44p9w9muaavfsccts8zh3rtz24vzkrgj9zry0qw8sch5vds nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj76rfwd6zumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcqguwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skcqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwdhx7un59eek7cmfv9kqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9e6hg7r09ehkuegqypzlr9w0ljuvjujwlsjg7pg85taktdtem7470nf48xzes93u4dmzwn6qxg6

Ahem, I said β€˜HOT GUYS’!

😟

Marie’s face after she meets us IRL

A few of us took a group picture and I don't know if we qualify. Sats doesn't even do leg day

Bit hairy, some man-scrapping needed!

Fucking studs

Impossibly handsome alphas that never skip leg day.

πŸ‘†

Accurate. Look at that strong upper body on me.

Those hockey stick curls really work

In awe at how unattractive you all really are!

This is really not going as well as I expected it to. I used to be an excellent wingman what the fuck is happening, everything is reversed and upside down...wait a minute...Marie _is_ upside down! This all makes sense now.

Something about a city named Sydney in Europe

Marie Pictured: πŸ™ƒ

Marie playing basketball

If she wants to dominate me, she is welcome.

Setup zaps first Boris or gtfooh.

What is the hockey blip at the beginning? Pond?

πŸ‘€πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜³πŸ§

Of course you caught that. The hockey player says same πŸ˜‚

No way he said anything of the sort. Fake fucking news. I need to see the hockey gif stat.

It literally says same anyone can see it πŸ˜‚

I can put on a strap-on if you’d like? 😜🀣🀣

Back to your hellthread evil demon

Looks like I'm not retarded enough 😞

Nic, you are one of us! This pleases me, we need a go to running npub list.

Awesome! Tag me in coach!

Daaaamn!?!? @john

I didn't receive the daily census of β­• retards.

Im not cool anymoreπŸ₯²πŸ˜­

nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 didn’t get the memo it seems. You’re a day one #tardstr

Primal strikes again

Damus

😳 that’s not a good oversightπŸ˜–β€¦he’s got a lil Mcd in himπŸ€”β€¦the price o retribution may be steep on this one nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ«‘

The council ⭕️ will meet and determine a punishment

What is that? Like a round red circle? Round table? Red O?

🫢

🫢

The circle of retards. Marie should be an honorary member FYI

Ummmm

🀣🀣🀣

That seat doesn’t look too comfy

It’s a metaphorical seat 🀣

See she doesn’t appreciate our ways

It’s a shame

You get ⭕️ways at the price you deserve.

Hold your horses there bucko. Can she be trusted? Is she really retarded?

I mean she likes to shitpost. That’s good enough for me 🀣

But I am definitely no retard 😜

We’re more like #tardstr

Not truly retarded. Just a sprinkle

Adds flavour

Are you saying you go…full retard when needed?

I vote no. Don’t let the laser tits blind you brothers.

We can have her as a guest sometimes. Like a temporary #tardstr

A special guest, I pop in and out πŸ˜œπŸ’œ

A pop in #tardstr

Sounds good 🀣

I love this fucking meme

It’s hilarious. They’re so serious and ridiculous at the same time

πŸ‘†frogs have a point.

Too late I've been blinded by laser boob. Pray for me ✌️

Godspeed

I remember this. What a great version of Spider Man. That’s a well

placed gif sir

Well who’s to say what retarded is?

I think retarded is as retarded doesπŸ€”

She already said she’s not retarded. We can make her an advisor to the council.

I much prefer

It’s true but it also has an essence that can be detected

Not being able to zap = retarded.

Also she has lasers shooting out of her bosom. Literally 🀣

Same agreed and frankly that she doesn’t find you handsome blokes handsome means she’s retarded

On god it’s pissin me off fam

I mean…who doesn’t like Dolph?

Dolph don’t forget.

No, he doesn’t

Ever.

What about #Clubber #Lang

Good fighter.

I was talking about Dolph because he looks like Anonymous

πŸ‘€ I had no idea so handsome!

And that’s why the not handsome tards comments make no sense

Really sad from laser tits

From the upside down yes 🀣

So we collectively agree that Marie is a tard

Seems very likely

Whatever the case may be we must resist implementing any third party device to detect ⭕️ tards. Never may the council outsource the constitution of tardation

Definitely no Elon implant

But imagine all the memes you could generate, faster than a lightning transaction!

While Elon’s fist would be firmly lodged up my ass. That’s too big of a price for meme lord supremacy.

🀣🀣

It’s true but it’s the trade offs we must be most vigilant about. Some marginal meme sacrifice to maintain the integrity of sovereign tardation is potentially our only hope.

πŸ€”πŸ§πŸ‘€

I accept whatever the council decides is right.

πŸ‘€

You know there are hot llamas too 😏

You know it! 🀣

What happened to that ripped asian guy

He hasn't been active for a while. I unfollowed him when I unfollowed inactives 😩 He was ripped AF. What was his name?

I forget

Y’all talking about Xiaolin?

I can’t find his npub πŸ€”

:(

Nooooo 😭

But I still have the photo of his banana slightly covering his πŸ†πŸ˜‰

of course you do

Wanna see it 😜

no

Ok, I did ask πŸ€£πŸ’œ

Thats the one. I don’t have his profile either. Weird.

I wonder what happened. We interacted in the early AM hours on occasion. Was a lovely young man. Shredded to the back teeth too.

Where πŸ‘€