Pretty girls and hot guys do really well in #introductions. Make sure to be pretty or hot before joining #Nostr.

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Noted.

I'll show myself out...

Do you validate parking?

Only if you're pretty or hot 😜

No, but if you know what's right you won't.

How do bats do

Not great at first. But people warm up to them.

It’s true. People are worried about them making a big tangled mess in their hair and not leaving.

Don't think I've been called Helen, but sometimes I'll say Jay and people think I said Jake.

That's why I'm a gator. (But if you pay attention, she's a hot gator.)

I'm a hot bat too. Girls love a gothic space laser vibe.

Yes

Upa jajaja

That explains my sat poverty

It's hard work not being hot.

I've cultivated a mysterious kindness to compensate.

There is a reason I have my cluckers for my pfp. 😄

Always love a good clucker.

Hot cocks bring fat zaps.

My favorite!

And I won't specify which one.

Hot Cocks? Fat Zaps? Nic:

🤣

checks out.

Hi Jay, and welcome to #nostr! 🤓

✅ Great, you've already set up your #lightning address! I just ⚡️zapped you some #welcomesats 😊

Made with 💚 by nostr:npub1mlnersd9cup2n3p5xrytccgfa73p4resxe5a2ljq9rez2ancr8usmnu7x8

GFY I've been around the block.

Want a tissue?

#yestr

😆

OMFG lol 😂

I'm more curious about the nyms coming out that have been here a long time as regular folks with all this new folks activity...

I think I know why folks are actually putting shoes on their head...

🤫

It's for #datestr obviously. Putting a shoe on your head is like a peacock fanning its tail.

Human nature doesn't change.

What about ninjas?!

You'll be judged on the content of your character and your assassination skills.

I'll see myself out.

My Boomer dad "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" Gotta love the Boomers.

😂🍻

Subjective haha 🤣 there's some ugly motherfuckers in this world 🌎

I figured you'd be into baked potatoes 😂

Why is there such an influx if new users lately?

money

Bad weather I guess.

Tiktok ban in the us?

Oh yeah, fuck, forgot about that shit.

Yep. Scary knitting ostrich lady had to come out of her shell and talk to people, wear a corn hat, be a green lipped afro having purple person for a bit, and knitting Picard to make it here. Should've just put some boobs out there it would've been easier 🤔🤷‍♀️

It's ok I had to start reading a book out loud to get followers.

But at times like this when there's a lot of immigration you just have to be active.

It's worth the extra work to me to have made some genuine connections. I love what I do and I really enjoy sharing what can be done with an old lady hobby and seeing people's reactions.

Boobs make everything easier

Most times :smilegirl_sm:

😂 nostr fixes a lot of things but it does not fix the human condition

Personality + intelligence beat

Or have millions of followers already

Statistically, there is one person that left social media for Nostr that brought the most people with him. I wonder who it is.

Who cares

I care, nominally.

It's definitely not me.

Humble. Who’s your guess then? What about staying power? You’ve *kept* more plebs on nostr than anyone else surely. 🤙

I'd bet it's Jack that holds that title.

Might be: You are a complete rock star in helping people understand this protocol and engaging as they do.

Thank you!

Thanks, Jeff

Took you months to join 😅

You tried to tell me in what like September or October 2022? My old nsec is long gone 🤣

How hard can it be to mix 50% bots disguised as hot looking girls under a new wave of nostriches? 🤔 #introductions

I hope my follows try at least a little bit to not fall for bots as "how many of my follows follow that interesting account" is a heuristic I use a lot to make sure it's the interesting account and not an exact copy of it.

I’m definitely not a bot!

Hi

At first I looked at your dp.

Than I opened your profile, checked the details, clicked on the website link mentioned there, and found one little mistake of information in the site.

Here it says less than 67 Rhinos are left in the wild, with a picture of a one horned rhino.

But in reality, there are more than 2500 one-horned rhinos living right now just in one national park of only one state of India alone.

Can you please clarify? This might be a mis-understanding btw.

Hi Pallab, this isn’t a mistake.

I am actually talking about the Javan Rhino which now is under the amount stated on my website. Please take a look at the finding here.

As you will have noticed my website promotes certified wildlife conservation and charities and I do not have any links to any payments to myself at all.

Happy to answer any other questions you may have.

Oh okay

Thanks for the clarification 💜, and wish you all the best with your wild life conservation project 🙏

Thank you and do hope you can donate any amount big or small to one of the causes 💜

well im fucked. lolol

Gotta shape up man. We're getting hot in 2025.

hot people usually do well in general 😂

www

Joining Nostr makes us all be hot and pretty 😉

The prettier and hotter the better. And post a lot of pictures and videos, like on those enclosed social media platforms. 😝

Generally, they do well in life.

made 3 sats with my introduction

💰💰💰

oh, this one?

Yes

randomly

What if you are not pretty, or hot, but instead just pretty hot?

Pretty hot is an upper echelon of hot, so you'd do way better than just being pretty or hot separately.