You don't self host everything? Fucking loser

You don't self host everything? Fucking loser

I was a big fan of self-hosting - until the ice-storm hit.
I get an urge to organize and clean when I look at this pic

WTF is that?!: 
Bag of ramen
Self hosting everything makes him hungry. Ramen needs to be available at all times
Bone broth, don't ask which bone
Humans had their Bacula stolen by the ancient ones. So...it is not dick bone broth.
Lunch.
I feel personally attacked :). Send more.
Just your average ham radio shack