ffs I come back and 5 minutes later I’m being threatened with feet dick pics 😭😭😭😭
Discussion
It’s not a threat if you like it.
Is it?
my reply from now onwards is….🤣🤣🤣
Hello, you have reached Jack Dorsey private messaging service
Press 1 if you are Kendrick
Press 2 if you are Jay Z
Press 3 if you are a lunatic who knows how to make Bitcoin work but your are going mad because I won’t respond to your emails, DMs and tweets..
Press 4 if Drake., JK.., go fuck yourself…
Hello, you have reached Jack Dorsey private messaging service
Press 1 if you are Kendrick
Press 2 if you are Jay Z
Press 3 if you are a lunatic who knows how to make Bitcoin work but your are going mad because I won’t respond to your emails, DMs and tweets..
Press 4 if Drake., JK.., go fuck yourself…and
why are you answering jd’s phone?
Well considering I get a lot of his stalkers hounding me I may as well be his messaging service 🫡
bruh better get you on payroll then 😆
I’d imagine stalker redirection ain’t a chill gig at all
Yeah and I want holiday pay too 😂
umm let’s not get crazy maam
you’re not working for taylor swift
Wait, what? You mean he’s not secretly Tay-Tay?
🤷♂️
i mean here in ‘Murica we’ve got two demented geriatric fcks running for president and a third contestant who says a 🪱 ate his 🧠
so at this point anything is possible I suppose
And I thought my country has problems 😳
Never bet against America.
We hate losing and never lose.
Even in a competition of fcking shit up. Can’t beat us. Never, ever. We’ll fck it all up so hard just for bragging rights.
Couldn’t have said it better myself