nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq4a6q6xvt4wuv0wpdpfr336e4fweldtu6np3ehpw55h83xuw2h2zs59ne8y "You should totally use this new amazing system, we've gotten it down to just a 1 in 4 chance that your transaction will fail!"