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And never let a turtle tell you what to do 😂

Ah, but this turtle is from turdsoup, so you know it must be good

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I’m the queen on turdsoup

Excuse me, I’m a fuckin tortoise.

I don’t have to be politically correct here, TURTLE

Don’t make me call the misidentification gestapo on you.

I will turn that gestapo into gazpacho and have a yum fest TURTLE

I’m getting the on the phone right now, make sure you save me some sounds delicious.

😂 I will put it in the instapot and selected “keep warm” 🤝

Ooooo throwin' around that instapot knowledge 😆

You caught that? Nice 😎

Yep. The goods are always in the comments 🤣