Slept about 10-12 hours over three days (because that’s ok in healthcare)…
woke up looking like frogshit…
proceeded to put my #bitcoin hat on…
Preschooler: “Oh Daddy you look so handsome wearing that hat.”
You bet your ass I let him eat cookies and watch TV all day. Now I’m in hiding from my bride.
Nowhere to hide, mate, she’ll use her paranormal abilities to find you
😭 she really will
i blocked her number and everything but she still knows where I live and I think I just made her more angry
Upside down person will tell her everything, you ded frog 🐸🤣
she’s not allowed on here…I wear the f-ing pants in th…bahahaha who am I kidding?!?
she’s a boss & the boss
Exactly and don’t you ever forget it!
😭 I’m too scared to
He’s literally shaking in his boots 🤣
this is how I really look rn fr
Knock, knock
🤫 I can hear her breathing through the door
silence is paramount
it’s like that movie a quiet place over here rn fr
I’m literally cracking up…exactly what I would have done. In fact, when my youngest daughter was 3…and mom was serving a dinner “not her favorite” she’d ask my wife if she needed to go out that night, so it could be “Daddy night” where she got to eat whatever she wanted!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣 yes that’s dangerously close to becoming a thing here too…
problem is, is that the preschooler plays 4d chess, is a snitch, and still says “snitches get bitches” so I’m really trapped and can’t call him out on it
You’re not ded 😮💨
😭 some fates are worse than death
Don't let her kiss you.
You'll turn back to human form and have responsibilities again!
we’ve been married for almost a decade so that shouldn’t be a problem! 🤣😅
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