Nowhere to hide, mate, she’ll use her paranormal abilities to find you

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😭 she really will

i blocked her number and everything but she still knows where I live and I think I just made her more angry

Upside down person will tell her everything, you ded frog 🐸🤣

she’s not allowed on here…I wear the f-ing pants in th…bahahaha who am I kidding?!?

she’s a boss & the boss

Exactly and don’t you ever forget it!

😭 I’m too scared to

He’s literally shaking in his boots 🤣

this is how I really look rn fr

Knock, knock

🤫 I can hear her breathing through the door

silence is paramount

it’s like that movie a quiet place over here rn fr

🤣 scared 🐸

🤣🤣🤣🤣

#[2]​ doesn’t say anything because he’s ded already

I’m literally cracking up…exactly what I would have done. In fact, when my youngest daughter was 3…and mom was serving a dinner “not her favorite” she’d ask my wife if she needed to go out that night, so it could be “Daddy night” where she got to eat whatever she wanted!!!!

🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂🤣 yes that’s dangerously close to becoming a thing here too…

problem is, is that the preschooler plays 4d chess, is a snitch, and still says “snitches get bitches” so I’m really trapped and can’t call him out on it

You’re not ded 😮‍💨

😭 some fates are worse than death

Pack your bags and get the hell out of there!

BUT WHO IS GOING TO GUNSIT?!?!

Oh yeah forgot about that! Gotta comfortable sofa then?

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Would this be an option?

🤣🤣 he’s already in there!

🤣🤣🤣 he’ll never come out!!!

Not like this?

ded 🐸 position

Ha, yes 🤣

🤣🤣 yeah he’s ded