Wrench attacks incoming.
Gov IDs, account balances, addresses phone numbers all leaked…
If you got a fat stack acquired from Coinbase, it’s time to move, change your phone number, and get a gun.
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Oh they didn't get my password, just the address where my children sleep, thank god!
Later on coinbase says they’ll reimburse people who got their stack stolen via sophisticated phishing attacks.
Are they gonna get you some new children or wife when they’re covered in gasoline and set on fire in some crazy dudes trunk?
What about replace your fingers that get chopped off?
I hope this incident plays its part in putting people off custodial wallets and crypto brokers.
Fortunately I moved all of my crypto with the exception of 1.68 in BCH out of coinbase and into a cold storage wallet years ago. And I already have guns... time to delete my coinbase account.. :P
Maybe coinbase should stop cheaping out and start using in house support agents who can be held accountable and easily monitored within their own jurisdiction.