Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air?
She got stuck.
#YoMama
Yo mama so fat her belt size is “equator”..!
Yo momma so fat she stood on a truck scale and it said ouch
Yo mamma so fat her rap name is Notorious BMI
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Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the Ws.
Yo momma do stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl
Yo momma's face is one only she can love
Or Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean when Spain sailed up and claimed her as their new world🤷🏽
Yo mama is such an NPC, she wears a mask outside
Yup Mom's so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo mama so dumb she thinks ethiriririum is sound money
I only have 2 more good ones then I have to start googling
So Imma just let em out because you're a great opponent🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo momma so big the government will never let her fail🤷🏽
BUT
Yo momma so ugly even Trump wouldn't stimulate her🤷🏽
Yo mama so fat, she rolled in bed and fell from both sides, at the same time.
Yo Mama so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.
Yo mama so ugly, her own portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama is so naughty, that she sucks your daddy's dick before kissing you "goodnight"