Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air?

She got stuck.

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Yo mama so fat her belt size is “equator”..!

Yo momma so fat she stood on a truck scale and it said ouch

Yo mamma so fat her rap name is Notorious BMI

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Ya momma so ugly she got a sign on the front door that say beware of dog

Yo mama so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yup Mom's so old she was a waitress at the last supper

Trying again - hopefully with animation this time.. 😉

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the Ws.

Yo momma do stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl

Yo momma's face is one only she can love

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

She stopped drinking mexican beer

Stopped drinking beer

Started drinking tonic

Yo Momma so lazy she woke up from a coma and went back to sleep

Or Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean when Spain sailed up and claimed her as their new world🤷🏽

Yo mama is such an NPC, she wears a mask outside

Yup Mom's so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo mama so dumb she thinks ethiriririum is sound money

Your mom's so stupid she thought marginal analysis was about butter

Yo momma so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.

Your momma so country her town has 1 cross walk and it said mosey and don't mosey

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I only have 2 more good ones then I have to start googling

So Imma just let em out because you're a great opponent🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo momma so big the government will never let her fail🤷🏽

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Yo momma so ugly even Trump wouldn't stimulate her🤷🏽

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Yo mama so stupid she bought a rare sat from Udi. And then she used it for another transaction 😂😂😂

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Yo momma so dumb she bought an ordinal, printed it out, and the frame cost more than it's worth now🤷🏽

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Yo mama so dumb, when she heard about cookies on the Internet, she ate her computer.

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Yo mama so fat, she rolled in bed and fell from both sides, at the same time.

Yo Mama so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.

Yo mama so ugly, her own portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama is so naughty, that she sucks your daddy's dick before kissing you "goodnight"