The bride told me to put an avocado in a bowel.

Not really sure how I did this wrong…but apparently I did.

Please advise.

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That’s a bowl. Not a bowel.

Simpul.

*bowl…shit

it’s here forever

🤣 I think it’s time for your bed frog 🐸 obviously you’re not getting anything right tonight 😂

🤣😂 jokes on you upside down person

nobody went to heaven today

Ok you got one very important thing right then, right side up person was good for something today 😂

😆…ur right tho about everything else…not firing on all cylinders

Have a glass of wine 🍷 that’ll help you fire away 😂

No one had sicknesses involving the bowls today so he’s okay.

He’s very old and going senile so easily confused with bowels and bowls so luckily his patients didn’t have any bowel issues today 😂😂

I have complete trust in our medical staff.

Until he tells that my bowl needs a colonoscopy and I should start putting almond milk in my bowels of Wheaties instead of dairy..

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Yes, yes do that I completely agree!

Also we will need the bowl emoji added in the buttons for our next nest chat 🤣🤣🥣

Yes!! Bowls for all!

ffs

😂😂 🥣

ma’am you greeted a new person with 💩

Lets not forget that and always bring it up 🤣🤣

Ummmm

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And again please

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And again ….

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Yes Sleepy you expertise is greatly needed here ASAP 🥣🐸

ma’am I’m in my 30s damnit

It’s ok, Derek will add the 🥣emoji for our nest chat just for you 🤣🤣

Wait is 30s old? Shit

😭 apparently 🫂

😭🫂😭

fr…I have accidentally written “hodl” instead of “hold” in charts since being here

HODL THE TREATMENT. WANT TO BUY LOW

🤣🤣🤣

Delete your account

considering

You will never make it back from this one.

you’re probably right

still considering…

You’ve got an excuse, as I’m sure you think about bowels a lot at work 😁

zapped and followed 🤣🤣🤣

Clearly that is not a bowl sir

Bowl is upsidedown...

It goes on top with a firm press.

🥑💩

It’s in there alright… looking good from my end.

did you get further explanation to what went so wrong?

I dunno dude. I feel like I really listened to the instructions right this time.

You fools, clearly she would like it opened up and scrapped into the bowl or bowel 😂😂😂

Maybe it was put the bowl inside the avocado? Sometimes I get the steps backwards

😂🤣 I’m probably going to try this next time

maybe i don't know much about it 😅

I have no idea, I am with you brother! 🐶🐾🫂😂😂😂

🫂

Did you guys seriously miss women’s mind reading re avocados 101 🥑😂

🐶🐾😂🤣😂🫂

I failed tf outta that class

Ffffffffffff

marriage is the real life kobayashi maru

What’s the matter with you, did you get get downloaded with the correct husband software 🤣🤣

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