Have you done this since the switch from PrimeTrust(self custodians now)? Things have changed, now have to pay the onchain fee or risk getting stuck in Mempool. Didn’t use to be that way ☹️☹️☹️
Me: “Wanna see a magic trick?”
Wife: 🙄 “Fine.”
(I proceed to open nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9, scan wallet QR, and send sats directly to cold storage)
Me: “Ta-da! I just turned fake money into real money.”
Wife: 😑. “At least it didn’t involve a fart this time.”
Discussion
I may or may not have done this magic trick 4-5 times in the past 2-3 days. 🤷♂️