Me: “Wanna see a magic trick?”
Wife: 🙄 “Fine.”
(I proceed to open nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9, scan wallet QR, and send sats directly to cold storage)
Me: “Ta-da! I just turned fake money into real money.”
Wife: 😑. “At least it didn’t involve a fart this time.”
