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👆🤔 nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve /quant plz translate for me

….am I being insulted, praised or salutated?🤨

…is this dev speak?

…have I or my smokin hot mom aroused the attention o the macro data refining dept of nostr?😳😳

Should I be concerned?🧐

Should I ask for my seed phrases back?🤦🏽‍♂️

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Keep scrolling. It gets worse.

Just smile and wave, stache. Smile and wave.

😂😂👌

👆this MF is briyant😳🤯

I don't know if I'm being praised or insulted. Dude you and Rand are the same person.

😂🥄🥄

🤔… no wonder that MF is so hard to understand … u think he has age related dementia too?😳🤨😂😂

amphidextrous/dyslexic/give /\/\E* A break plz

S0 l1k3, d0 y0u 7yp3 l1k3 7h47 0r 7yp3 n0rm4ll9 4nd run 17 7hr0ugh a 5cr1p7 7h47 7urn5 17 1n7o 1337spk?

Oh no! Rand infected Jay 🤭

1'm c00k3d 😵🫨

I hope it’s not contagious 🫨🫨🫨

bud ez 4 smok 'n 'n pleasure/

bud ez/strain .com

\/\/E*****R*****ReLAY_t_ED

Hey I understood this 😂

Do you write it like this or run it through a script…

Damnit maybe I’m 1nf3ct3d t00 🥲

Nah you're just a smart cookie 😎

🫡🐸🫂

We are clearly not the same person.

…While I am dyslexic (marginally successfully treated) I’m bidexterous not ambidextrous 🧐

Glad we clarified this

am bi Did i read th@ rite

Maybe he’s messing with us with his 2 phones 🤭

Damnit….and I’d have pulled it off too if not for these meddling MF retards and their short bus ⭕️😂😂

I knew it!

😂😂

Love this movie 👌

A classic😂😂😂🫡

When Walter Mathieu told his wife:

Gunther better get use to disappointment cuz there was gonna be a lot of it in his life , he’s 2” shorter than the other kids and cross eyed

I laughed so hard that my (at the time 4 yo old) daughter got up and changed rows in the movie theater

I don’t remember these names are we talking about Dennis the menace lmao

Yes we are🤦🏽‍♂️

I might not have been alive when this movie was in theaters. I watched it on a dusty VHS player lol

👆True… 🤔this movie came out before it was socially acceptable to propose to ur wife via text message😳😂😂

Propose to your wife via text is crazy 😂

👆sounds like an admission of guilt to me 🤭😂

Met in real life no apps

Stacie is still living in the past. Soon we’ll ordering relationship partners through DoorDash

Via Elon’s brain chip soon ™

#WhoreDash

UberWife

That's mighty German of ya

UberMensch for the women

😂👌🔥

Before text messages?

The good days

…when a girl told u to ur face that “no” she didn’t wanna go to prom with u😳

…talk about a walk o shame after that…and then all the subsequent retarded support and “good natured howling laughter” from ur “frenz”…but it never happened to me😳😂😂

Believe it or not, I lived in a time when you had to meet with friends without cellphones 😳

I’m sending this from a fax machine.

FOSTR

faxes and other stuff transmitted by relays

Until a few years ago in litigation you could get an advantage in discovery if you refused to use email and got your shit faxed to you. The rules treated email and faxes differently so you got more time to respond.

That’s a nice loophole

Ryan 11mo ago

This is how I Nostr

You’re an enigma.

SoapMiner 11mo ago

During will break him.

And then be castrated.

SoapMiner 11mo ago

I hope what happened next doesn't happen.

Hopes dashed, trashed catastrophe narcolepsy nards gone.

This is like the tards trying to send bitcoin transaction through radio waves