I'm going to run for president.
Discussion
What would be your first order of business?
I'm already considering you, but only out of complete desperation due to the given options.
3 child policy. Minimum, not maximum.
I'm going to fast track development of a vaccine vaccine and mandate that people get vaccinated against the vaccine.
Minimum drinking age must be lowered to 12 or no highway funding for states. Also age of consent raised to 30.
I've got a focus group think tank working on the rest of my platform, they're doing twitter polling to determine what political promises are most likely to get me elected, and my PR team is putting together talking points that will be vague enough that I don't ruffle any feathers and can back out as needed.
*slaps table*
Drinking age 16, legalize marijuana and you got yourself a shill.
I'm also considering scheduling tobacco and alcohol so that they're prescription only, putting them under the purview of the DEA instead of the ATF. Also, deschedule all drugs already scheduled and schedule Tylenol schedule 1, thus putting cocaine under the purview of the FDA.
My people are putting together a proposal package to make it legal for women to be topless in public, but only if they're babes. We will leave it to the courts to determine what is and what is not a babe.
I want to make Halloween a federal holiday.
Everyone gets free toilet paper as wiping your butt is a human right.
Ban congress from outsider trading, make insider trading legal.
Admit the island of navassa as a state.
I will commute the sentence of James Gordon Meek.