And you come home with something productive
Discussion
I always feel so much pressure to name the right presents. I know that there's only one right answer and it isn't whatever I'm thinking.
What do you want for Christmas?
Bitcoin.
Ugh. You get Bitcoin every two weeks. What do you REALLY want, honey?
More Bitcoin.
Stop it. What about something pretty and shiny? Huh? Huh? Doesn't that sound nice, sweety?
Like... a Krugerand?
I prefer a UK sovereign over krug, easier to move on, and you get over three for the price of a krugerrand. I've got some lovely 1/10th and 1/4 krugs though.

Stop investing in Bitcoin. Invest in your brain, get the tools and do the job.
I'm trying, believe me.
It's just much easier to get him to buy me Bitcoin than a computer because he also wants a new computer.
We have bitcoin at home