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Expresso always sounds good first thing in the morning, until you’re glued to the commode for two hours releasing 482 flaming rectal demons.

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I only take my espresso in a chai latte. But same.

Expresso sounds like you put exlax in espresso

So THAT’S why people say expresso

Daily routine ☕😳😂🤙🏼

My fatal flaw is, I will never be ready to leave until my coffee poops are emptied

Facts. However long that is, too. 😂🤙🏼

1:30 hours after completing two cups

90 sats for 90 minutes ☕😂🤙🏼

🙏 many blessings for appreciating the struggle

Understand it well. We've ALL been there. 😉🤙🏼

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Not anymore. I use a “curtesy flush” half-way through. Pinch and flush 🤓

so much so dat my asshole is bleeding 🩸

Don’t worry. With more experience, you will develop the butthole callouses you need to handle the loads

Lighter roasts, although trickier to pull a good shot, should be less demonic

Maybe a teaspoon of #Benefiber will help quell the beast. It doesn't change the taste. Or the punch..🫂😊

Oh. That’s better than my idea of walking into a proctologist’s office and yelling, “sew it up!”

Yep, know how you feel. Benefiber may not help. But it might. Won't hurt you.

I have GI issues from time to time. Mostly I just try to use good nutrition..🫂