⚔️ Fort Nakamoto Dispatch #783 — Operation: Buyers Club Begins

Subject: Tactical Supply Drops Now Coordinated via Meetups

Encryption Level: Meatspace Logistics / Layer 0

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GM Agents of Sound Money,

We’ve intercepted a brilliant idea in the field — and we’re running with it like it’s a crate of citadel-grade beef jerky headed for Portugal. 🌍🥩

Introducing:

🧰 OPERATION BUYERS CLUB

“One zap for all, and all zaps in bulk!”

Here’s how it works:

🛒 Local Bitcoiners form a Buyers Club at their weekly meetup (between cold brew and Austrian economics rants).

📦 They place a group order for Bitcoin gear—shirts, merch, tactical mugs, node holsters, whatever.

🚢 We consolidate the package. One shipment. Ten plebs. Shipping divided by Satoshi’s will.

🎯 Massive savings. No fiat fees. Minimal customs rage.

👑 Fort Nakamoto branding optional but spiritually required.

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Use case scenario:

• Meetup in Barcelona bands together to order 50 “Money Printer Go Brrr” mugs.

• Cost of shipping per mug drops from €14 → €2.

• Local pleb economy ignites.

• Commander of the meetup gets knighted with a Lightning sword. 🗡️⚡

We call this model Peer-to-Peer Prime meets Plebs-Only Costco.

The supply chain is no longer centralized.

It’s zapped.

It’s pleb-distributed.

It’s Permissionless Logistics™.

Start your Buyer’s Club.

Take back the rails.

Fort Nakamoto is standing by with satchels packed and pigeons warmed up.

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