⚔️ Fort Nakamoto Dispatch #783 — Operation: Buyers Club Begins
Subject: Tactical Supply Drops Now Coordinated via Meetups
Encryption Level: Meatspace Logistics / Layer 0
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GM Agents of Sound Money,
We’ve intercepted a brilliant idea in the field — and we’re running with it like it’s a crate of citadel-grade beef jerky headed for Portugal. 🌍🥩
Introducing:
🧰 OPERATION BUYERS CLUB
“One zap for all, and all zaps in bulk!”
Here’s how it works:
🛒 Local Bitcoiners form a Buyers Club at their weekly meetup (between cold brew and Austrian economics rants).
📦 They place a group order for Bitcoin gear—shirts, merch, tactical mugs, node holsters, whatever.
🚢 We consolidate the package. One shipment. Ten plebs. Shipping divided by Satoshi’s will.
🎯 Massive savings. No fiat fees. Minimal customs rage.
👑 Fort Nakamoto branding optional but spiritually required.
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Use case scenario:
• Meetup in Barcelona bands together to order 50 “Money Printer Go Brrr” mugs.
• Cost of shipping per mug drops from €14 → €2.
• Local pleb economy ignites.
• Commander of the meetup gets knighted with a Lightning sword. 🗡️⚡
We call this model Peer-to-Peer Prime meets Plebs-Only Costco.
The supply chain is no longer centralized.
It’s zapped.
It’s pleb-distributed.
It’s Permissionless Logistics™.
Start your Buyer’s Club.
Take back the rails.
Fort Nakamoto is standing by with satchels packed and pigeons warmed up.
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