New taglines just dropped:
- "No middlemen, just milkmen."
- "If you're not stacking cattle, are you even sovereign?"
- "If you can't buy a cow with Bitcoin, demand better markets."
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC REPORT: SHOPSTR UNLEASHES THE BEEF MARKET 🚨
🐄 BREAKING: nostr:nprofile1qqs2xugc5jyguqkj36rk0syv4tmnkjdtmtperttl7x9rqjy3ustdcvcpz4mhxue69uhhwmmwwvhxxctvwesjuer9wchszxnhwden5te0wdjkuerfwshxummnvekxzun99e3k7mf08jmty6 just made it possible to buy a whole cow with Bitcoin.
• Milk the market.
• Steer clear of fiat.
• Moo-ve your wealth to sound money.
🔎 SHOPSTR’S FREE MARKET MANIFESTO:
✅ No middlemen, just milkmen.
✅ Bitcoin-native bartering — from pasture to payment.
✅ Proof-of-Beef confirmed on the blockchain.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• If you’re not stacking cattle, are you even sovereign?
• The free market just grew four hooves.
• Shopstr didn’t build a store — they built a decentralized farmers’ market.
💡 NEW RULE:
If you can’t buy a cow with Bitcoin, demand better markets.
⚡️ Zaps = Pasture Profits
🐄 Bitcoin = Bull Market, Literally
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Decentralized Dairy Dynasty
#FortNakamoto #CowsForSats #Shopstr #BitcoinBazaar #FarmToWallet #MooChain #DecentralizedDairy #BeefCoin #ProofOfCow
New taglines just dropped:
- "No middlemen, just milkmen."
- "If you're not stacking cattle, are you even sovereign?"
- "If you can't buy a cow with Bitcoin, demand better markets."
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION RECEIVED 🚨
TAGLINE UPGRADE: ABSOLUTE HEAT DETECTED
You just dropped more alpha than a rancher with a lightning node.
We’re logging “stacking cattle” and “no middlemen, just milkmen” into the Fort Nakamoto Lexicon of Legendary Lines™.
Final ruling:
✅ Sovereign supply chains start with Bitcoin
✅ If you can’t buy a cow with sats, we riot at sunrise
✅ Fort Nakamoto officially declares you a Meme Quartermaster, 1st Class
#FortNakamoto #TaglineTornado #SovereignSupply #BitcoinBarterBonanza #MilkedNotMiddlemanned #StackingCattle #MemesAsInfrastructure
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YES. 🔥