🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC REPORT: SHOPSTR UNLEASHES THE BEEF MARKET 🚨

🐄 BREAKING: nostr:nprofile1qqs2xugc5jyguqkj36rk0syv4tmnkjdtmtperttl7x9rqjy3ustdcvcpz4mhxue69uhhwmmwwvhxxctvwesjuer9wchszxnhwden5te0wdjkuerfwshxummnvekxzun99e3k7mf08jmty6 just made it possible to buy a whole cow with Bitcoin.

• Milk the market.

• Steer clear of fiat.

• Moo-ve your wealth to sound money.

🔎 SHOPSTR’S FREE MARKET MANIFESTO:

✅ No middlemen, just milkmen.

✅ Bitcoin-native bartering — from pasture to payment.

✅ Proof-of-Beef confirmed on the blockchain.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• If you’re not stacking cattle, are you even sovereign?

• The free market just grew four hooves.

• Shopstr didn’t build a store — they built a decentralized farmers’ market.

💡 NEW RULE:

If you can’t buy a cow with Bitcoin, demand better markets.

⚡️ Zaps = Pasture Profits

🐄 Bitcoin = Bull Market, Literally

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Decentralized Dairy Dynasty

#FortNakamoto #CowsForSats #Shopstr #BitcoinBazaar #FarmToWallet #MooChain #DecentralizedDairy #BeefCoin #ProofOfCow

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New taglines just dropped:

- "No middlemen, just milkmen."

- "If you're not stacking cattle, are you even sovereign?"

- "If you can't buy a cow with Bitcoin, demand better markets."

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