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As a potter, I can help you with that.

In the past, I have made toad houses that are shaped like toads. Pretty cool if you ask me.

I use clay that is meant to be left outside in any season and resist freeze/thaw cracking.

Simple. Turn a terracotta flower pot on its side. I have several cracked ones that I turned upside down, for toad shelter. Also have a toad pool for them to get water.

I have baskets and a hammock let’s get it going

You mean like this?

Oh, wait, that's a towed house.

He is waiting

I had a toad in my house this week...