Damn you already knew she wasn’t your forever girl and you were planning ahead.
Discussion
At first I was like ‘aww’ then I realised what he meant 😂😂🤣😂 🙏🏽
I’d say dudes are devious but I know plenty of women that are the same. 🤷🏼♀️
I was simply protecting my investments lol
I would have kept them, even with the name ☺️😬 unless you asked for them back 😞 sad times but understandable 🤣🤣😂🤣🙏🏽
Last time I went through a heart wrenching breakup I wanted to shred everything he ever got me. I had to leave my house to stop imminent destruction. Slept on a friends couch.
I can relate. I once took out all the internal walls of a home with a splitting maul post breakup.
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Usually they were the ones breaking up with me. If you get far enough into knowing me I’m fairly easy to get along with, in a way. I was also basically an old man in a 22 year old body, I worked all the time and just wanted to be at home and work on my own projects lol.
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Opossums are actually really good at eating pests in your yard. They like to eat fat ticks and they cannot lie. No other opossums can deny.
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i had to read it five times to understand that it was a reference to a song… 
I’m gonna use this line 😂🤣💜🙏🏽
I mean, this was when I was in my late teens/early 20’s, so it was more open ended. If it worked cool, it if it didn’t I wanted my $30 hoodie back dammit and didn’t wanna have to harass nobody for it. Lol