I went so far as to make sure the hoodies my girlfriends stole had my name embroidered on the chest (they always wanted the fire dept hoodies from when I was a volunteer) cause I was sure to get them back when we broke up lol

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Damn you already knew she wasn’t your forever girl and you were planning ahead.

At first I was like β€˜aww’ then I realised what he meant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ πŸ™πŸ½

I’d say dudes are devious but I know plenty of women that are the same. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

I was simply protecting my investments lol

I would have kept them, even with the name ☺️😬 unless you asked for them back 😞 sad times but understandable πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ½

Last time I went through a heart wrenching breakup I wanted to shred everything he ever got me. I had to leave my house to stop imminent destruction. Slept on a friends couch.

I can relate. I once took out all the internal walls of a home with a splitting maul post breakup.

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Usually they were the ones breaking up with me. If you get far enough into knowing me I’m fairly easy to get along with, in a way. I was also basically an old man in a 22 year old body, I worked all the time and just wanted to be at home and work on my own projects lol.

Hey, you sound like me! Or I sound like you πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ½ it’s cool, they broke up with us cos we’re just too darn adorable πŸ₯ΉπŸ’―πŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ™πŸ½ that must be why πŸ€”

Adorable is probably not how I’d describe myself lol

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Opossums are actually really good at eating pests in your yard. They like to eat fat ticks and they cannot lie. No other opossums can deny.

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i had to read it five times to understand that it was a reference to a song…

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it okay πŸ’œπŸ€—

If you are fork then I am chopsticks πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ™πŸ½

Wait which song?

you know i can’t name it mallory 😭

Yeah I don’t know it either πŸ€” tanel help please πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ½

I’m gonna use this line πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’œπŸ™πŸ½

I mean, this was when I was in my late teens/early 20’s, so it was more open ended. If it worked cool, it if it didn’t I wanted my $30 hoodie back dammit and didn’t wanna have to harass nobody for it. Lol

Excuses, excuses. It’s been a bit since I’ve had to worry about getting my stuff back from anyone.

My ex never gave me my stuff back πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ½πŸ«‚

It ain’t an excuse if it worked lol

Hahahaha smart πŸ€β˜ΊοΈπŸ«‚ you were playing the long game πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’œ