Ever done something reaaaaaallly dumb for someone you reaaaaallly liked (or loved) at the time 😅. I once got my boyfriend’s picture on my bank card right before we broke up 🫠.
I also did the below 🤣🤣🤣😂. This was before my rizz kicked in 🙏🏽😅
#asknostr
#rizzchain 
What is "rizz"?
Common sense?
nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 you got this by the bucket, care to explain?
😂🤣🤣😂 no I have none of that 🤔 what is that🧐.
Rizz is sort of like saying you have ‘game’ or skills, being cool when courting someone instead of just acting like me 😂🤣🙏🏽
You get the derpys?
Shocked.
All the time my friend, all the time. But I think everyone does when they’re in love, no? 🫂☺️
Love?
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No mo'...
Whoa, whoa, oh
Whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say? It's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on…
I think getting your significant other’s picture on your bank card is very close to getting their name tattooed on you. Fortunately bank cards can be reissued even if it’s a small fee.
I went so far as to make sure the hoodies my girlfriends stole had my name embroidered on the chest (they always wanted the fire dept hoodies from when I was a volunteer) cause I was sure to get them back when we broke up lol
Damn you already knew she wasn’t your forever girl and you were planning ahead.
At first I was like ‘aww’ then I realised what he meant 😂😂🤣😂 🙏🏽
I’d say dudes are devious but I know plenty of women that are the same. 🤷🏼♀️
I was simply protecting my investments lol
I would have kept them, even with the name ☺️😬 unless you asked for them back 😞 sad times but understandable 🤣🤣😂🤣🙏🏽
Last time I went through a heart wrenching breakup I wanted to shred everything he ever got me. I had to leave my house to stop imminent destruction. Slept on a friends couch.
I can relate. I once took out all the internal walls of a home with a splitting maul post breakup.
💜🫂
Usually they were the ones breaking up with me. If you get far enough into knowing me I’m fairly easy to get along with, in a way. I was also basically an old man in a 22 year old body, I worked all the time and just wanted to be at home and work on my own projects lol.
💜🫂🙏🏽💜💜💜
Opossums are actually really good at eating pests in your yard. They like to eat fat ticks and they cannot lie. No other opossums can deny.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😭💜
i had to read it five times to understand that it was a reference to a song… 
I’m gonna use this line 😂🤣💜🙏🏽
I mean, this was when I was in my late teens/early 20’s, so it was more open ended. If it worked cool, it if it didn’t I wanted my $30 hoodie back dammit and didn’t wanna have to harass nobody for it. Lol
Hahahaha smart 🤝☺️🫂 you were playing the long game 😂🤣💜
