me..."

Stop ask shit bro you lying asks nobody "people often

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People often ask me if watermelon is better than pineapple 😂

I ask me about shit all the time.

"people often ask me..."

they asked you once and 85% chance, it was your imagination

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This would be much more genuine: "If somebody was interested in my opinion and would happen to ask me..."

Touché