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I joined a dating app... I am already exhausted. But I want a man in my life and Nostriches are too secretive and think I'm a fed agent bot. That's unfair because they seem cool and nice and I want to learn all about them... and it's not my fault the CIA programmed me as a child and send silly billies to watch over me from time to time and track the people around me!

Luckily the gentlemen on tinder are too basic to even think of these possibilities. Maybe my chances are better with these normies. To them I just seem whimsical and creative with a Pixar mom bod, they know not what they're getting into 😈🕵️‍♀️🥰

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Neigsendoig Cocules 3mo ago

Thankfully, I'm not one of those Nostriches that's easy to manipulate in the way you might be thinking.

That I've yet to confirm, though.

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Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

Oh don't worry, I don't think you have any secrets I'd be curious about. I wouldn't dream of trying to manipulate you into sharing 😇😘😂

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