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Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago 💬 49

I joined a dating app... I am already exhausted. But I want a man in my life and Nostriches are too secretive and think I'm a fed agent bot. That's unfair because they seem cool and nice and I want to learn all about them... and it's not my fault the CIA programmed me as a child and send silly billies to watch over me from time to time and track the people around me!

Luckily the gentlemen on tinder are too basic to even think of these possibilities. Maybe my chances are better with these normies. To them I just seem whimsical and creative with a Pixar mom bod, they know not what they're getting into 😈🕵️‍♀️🥰

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Bitcoin Nora 3mo ago

Hope you find a nice guy!

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

Thanks 🥰

it’s true, we’re so secretive and paranoid

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

👀 but why?! Are you hiding anything? Do you have secrets you'd like to share with me? 😇

hahah

maybe

but in all seriousness, meeting nostriches in real life changes everything, especially for the secretive. like finding your flock

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

Yes I hope to find more of the community here! I joined the Shenandoah Bitcoin club but idk how active their meetup is.

I hope you get a chance to meet with them! have you been to bitcoin meetups before?

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

I was at the Bitcoin policy summit this summer but otherwise no. I'm still pretty new to the community myself. Had a weird calling last December and randomly was like, "oh I need to get off traditional social media and also get off fiat currency" it's been a lot of big changes and I've felt a bit insane. But I've been in good company here on Nostr 😅

small meetups are the best, where you get to face to face with people, and learn their names. really nothing compares to real life eye contact. it’s only natural anyway. the cool thing I’ve found is you can just show up to any meetup when traveling regardless of where you live and instantly you can find your people (even if we might bicker and disagree over highly controversial topics like core vs knots or bits vs sats)

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

Well fingers crossed! I have faith that I'll meet my community here 🥰

yes!

Zaikaboy 3mo ago

Get out more luv, it'll happen. Go to meet ups, not with the view of snaring your prey but to have fun. You will see that all men are children looking for love! You might find one you like enough to adopt 😜💜🚒🇬🇧😎

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

✍️ no snaring prey... Hmm what interesting dating advice

Zaikaboy 3mo ago

Honey, I'm a little older and hopefully wise enough to give advice. Let's face it you will do what you want. My 2 sats is a meer drop in the Bitcoin ocean. I found being happy in my own skin was the first step and not rushing the second x

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

Oh it's good advice! I'll try to take it. I am not so great with men. It seems I'm either giving little sister vibes, or if I turn it up a notch it becomes aggressive man-eater vibes. Neither are super accurate 😅

Zaikaboy 3mo ago

Baby girl, they are mostly shag searchers on dating sites. You'll be lucky to find a man. It happens but you have to go through loads to find one. If you are being told "you're like my little sister" you are actually being told "you're not my type". Which just means the guy isn't for you. Same with the other statement.

I believe boys are, in general, unable to approach a woman because they are scared. You want a man, not a boy. Sogoet out into the real world, meet people in the flesh. Don't rush. Always be true to yourself and never get drunk with them until you know they are cool. Your heart will tell you, if you know how to listen. So rip up that list of requirements and enjoy the moment

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

This sounds right. I'm in a new place now with lots of cute little in person events so here's hoping! Thank you for your wisdom 🥰

Zaikaboy 3mo ago

All 3 ounces of it willingly given. Remember to have fun, as my dear old mum used to say, worst things happen at sea 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

🤣 I have a rule about getting on boats with men... Don't.

SuiGenerisJohn 3mo ago

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Hehehe... Good rule!

I have seen several solo female sailors out here.

Zaikaboy 3mo ago

Look up cockney rhyming slang and what a boat is 😜💜🚒🇬🇧😎

Keith Meola 3mo ago

Best of luck! 🤞🏻 I gave up on dating apps a long time ago, though it's a much different experience for a woman

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

One of my girlfriends made me promise to go on at least one date in every city I move to, which is good advice. I want someone, and men don't really approach in person anymore so meeting in person can get awkward. Fingers crossed I find someone to keep me warm during winter 🥰

Keith Meola 3mo ago

Good advice indeed! It's a shame people have stopped approaching, but I guess that makes me stand out more since I do it all the time 😃

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

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Duncan Cary Palmer 3mo ago

Do you have a dad or a grandpa to protect and advise you during your search? I hope so... 🫂🤔🧐💖

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago 💬 1

I've got the good folks of Nostr! 💖😂

But really, eh, no. I come from a troubled home sitch. I've been very blessed and lucky in many other ways, but romantically I tend to keep to myself as the best protection.

It's very likely I'll just do one date here, fulfilling a promise I made to a friend. Then back to focusing on my research and my puppy. If a good man has any interest it's a lot of work to get to me normally unfortunately 😂

Khanto Blackhand 3mo ago

Some folks just need a challenge to know someone's worth the beauty and work. ;)

Daddy Duncan is asking;

Tinder is gutter trash.

Bumble has better options, imo less bimbos

Both are equally shit.

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

Yea I'll probably delete it after I do the one date per city that I promised my friend to do 😂

Get those titties out there! New twin peaks in the Appalachian mountains 🌄

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

I got a pair of nice tits for ya 😘

Have you tried looking within your department? 😂🤣

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

They still don't talk to me in person. Just lurk in obvious ways 😂

Hey, I know you're reading this! Don't be shy you can @ me big bro. The guy in Oregon was hot 😘

His name is Jeff

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

Well, Jeff, all I can say is God bless America 🇺🇸😘😂

SCREAMING 🤣

“It only takes one... ” I whisper to myself as I crawl through the trenches of the dating apps, reloading my profile pic like ammo

Neigsendoig Cocules 3mo ago

Thankfully, I'm not one of those Nostriches that's easy to manipulate in the way you might be thinking.

That I've yet to confirm, though.

Kip Ashlynn 3mo ago

Oh don't worry, I don't think you have any secrets I'd be curious about. I wouldn't dream of trying to manipulate you into sharing 😇😘😂

Scurvydog 3mo ago

Good luck

Telluride 3mo ago

Tinder is a shitshow. There’s gems from time to time if their new but it’s full of degen behavior. (Fun but not fulfilling)

Dating is hella hard these days.

Good luck

🧡👊🏻🍻

BTC_Alpina 3mo ago

Good luck!

Khanto Blackhand 3mo ago

The Psyop is strong with this one. (Jk jk)

Also just chat it up with random peeps and see where it goes. Some peeps are interesting and some peeps just need a little push in their DMs.

Honestly have been trying to build a dating app using Nostr as a verification system. But I hate that the app would need a lot of data of the peeps using it. But if anyone got any ideas I might just implement them lol.

Pickle Dan 🥒 3mo ago

Good luck!